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May 23rd 2009 @ 11:04 PM

Q. What's the difference between driving in the fog and eatin' pussy?
A. When you're driving in the fog you can't see the asshole in front of you!

Q. What do you call a female Mexican midget?
A. Cunsuelo.

Q. How would you describe a midget prostitute?
A. A little fucker about this tall.

Q. What's the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and a hooker with diarrhea?
A. An epileptic oyster shucker shucks between fits.

Q. What's the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva?
A. Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course.

Q. Why'd the feminist cross the road?
A. To suck my cock.

Q. Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?
A. He doesn't want anybody to know he's fucking chickens.

Q. How can you tell an auto mechanic just had sex?
A. One of his fingers is clean.

Confucius say:
Schoolboy who fool around with schoolgirl during wrong period get caught red-handed.


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